Double pistols and a giggle.
What do you think of those little Fairy Bulls on Hellmurder Island?

Oh cripes!

I always feel horrible when they get in the way of my target practice.

Honestly theyre one of the few living things on this blasted island i can stand.

Cute as the dickens too.

((this is my first actual RP blog, and I think I am getting the hang of it,

But feel free to send me prompts, suggestions, etc?

I’d love to do some drabbles or something.

Edit: send me stuff, I’ll be back in an hour. My bad!))

theatricalgamine started following you

Oh goodness!

I do enjoy your work! Ive seen quite a few if not all your movies.

I keep trying to sleep but i hear strange noises coming from outside.

I am considering sleeping in the pile of guns, although how frigging uncomfortable would that be?

Watchmen just ended

*pulls at shirt collar*

Well….

*searches for something to wipe fogged glasses off with*

Perhaps next time I won’t watch anything that will get me worked up..

juneenglish:

It seems that you don’t really appreciate the work I put into it for you. You seem to forget that it is on novice level, as per your request. I’m sorry…

Worst case scenario is I get killed by your robots. Or any of the other gosh darn fauna out here.

It seems that you don’t really appreciate the work I put into it for you. You seem to forget that it is on novice level, as per your request. I’m sorry that it seems this is too much for you.



It is not on the friggin novice level! I shot it four times last time and it still got up and came after me like a bat out of hell.

Id really love to see you tussle with one of these things on the ‘novice level’ and see how you do.

Sometimes i think everything and everyone in the strider household is in cahoots to kill me.

Rude. I put a lot of work into that Robot for you.

So you did!
Regardless you always seem to forget to turn the blasted thing down to a fighting level i can handle somewhat proficiently.

Sometimes i do believe you enjoy the vouyerism of watching me duke it out with your robots.

Are you still cantankerous over Strider’s auto-responder?

Right o! I have every right to be!!

ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?

Ack!
Oh for frig flippin sake!!

Anything but robots!